Let´s laugh...vamos rir...The President´s Puzzle

The President's Puzzle

Dick Cheney (vice president of the USA) walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
Glossary:
Whooping – shouting enthusiastically ; gritando entusiasticamente
Hollering – berrando
Jigsaw puzzle – quebra cabeça
Inquired – questionou, perguntou
Beamed - smile radiantly, sorriu radiantemente
How long did it take you? – quanto tempo você demorou (para terminar o quebra-cabeça)